my 4 babies
ain't they gorgeous (hahaha i have this sinking feeling that most wouldn't agree though)
its taken me ages and ages to get this far but i've managed to do it!
cars with a FIVE STAR REPUTATION, folkies.


I usually--
run the circuits with my Skyline
drag with my S2000
drift with my RX-7
and when i'm tired of using those i switch cars around and occasionally use the supra as well
overall circuit ranking-- 3rd
cant rem the rest but its all within the top 5 mwahahahahahaaaahaaa
just about 20 odd races to go before i complete all the 111 (i think) underground races



i wiiin! but by less than 0.1 of a second. pah.


all i want for my 20th birthday is an RX-7 or an S2000
give me one and i will be your slave for life!

I'm on a ROLL
A for the 1st major psych assignment
high distinction count so far: two
huzzzah.
these are rare times indeed
milleh i have not let the azn chinkychinkyriceeating community down!!!


now i must be inspired by that A
and start on my 2nd (and last) major psych assignment for this semester
hopefully i'll scrape a B at least for this one
because good grades on assignments, pracs and research participation will pull my grade high high up
then i can sit back and relax a little-- i wont need to worry so much about exams!



very cute boy (with dreamy green eyes and artfully messy blondy-brown hair and good body to boot!) doing ag. science came over to me during lecture today (with his many good looking friends trailing behind him oompaahoompah!) and gave me yummy lollies and tried to ask for my number
verrrry cute, but i have my mushroom man already
therefore-- so not interested
although i must say
what eye candy!


now i must devise devious plan for yena so that cutecutecute boy from human bio/chem/zoo classes will notice her and talk to her
hahahaha.



starsky and hutch or kill bill v. 2 on friday
FINALLY we're going out again
i can't wait


and its back to NFS underground for me
dammit i'm only ranked 9th overall c'mon c'mon i need to do better!

it has been FRIGID today
so unlike yesterday which was SWELTERINGLY hot
i hate the weather here i tell you


but bad weather aside
i am pleased to say that my hard work has finally paid off
haven't gotten results like this since, what, PRIMARY school
91% on the chem mid sem exam
huzzah!
(must haolian a bit! opportunities like these are few and far between, pity me please hurhur)


and miewlee please dont disown meeee PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE i promise to act like ditzy airhead around mah rawk star any signs of cerebral activity will be masked under a layer of glassy-eyed bimboticism WHEeEeEEeeEE (looK i'M tyPinG iN aLt-cApz alReaADy!!!)


badminton tomorrow again
whitewater rafting on sunday but we have to meet at the UNHOLY hour of 7-bloody-am. WHY. WHY! me no likey waking up before 10am. Poo.
attempting to do massive amounts of exercise because kelvin (that bastid) called me a fat auntie
F**KTAMADECHEEB*E
but then again libin and i have been calling him BO LAMPAH due to his howl/yell of extreme terror when we scared him coming out of the loo a few days back (at 1am no less! i was fearful that the whole of aldridge top would've been awoken by him)


ooh ok its nearly 12mn
time to head to kelvin's room for beers and instant noodles
whoop!


>>>


snippet of a conversation btw miew and yours truly:


AIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!! says: some fuckage neighbour is playing cheebye techno (this line really got me laughing mah head off i LIKES the FIERCENESS hahahhaha)
.: j o y c e i s m :. says: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
AIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!! says: so i keep hearing..doododoodooodoodoodoo pounding bass beats ARGHGHGHGGHGHGHG
.: j o y c e i s m :. says: hahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
AIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!! says: /me wants to kill
AIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!! says: it sucks.
AIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!! says: it really really sucks like..bad


i have a problem with controlling my laughter, i think
but really
HAHAHHAHAH POOOR MIEW!!!!!!!


>>>


ok its exactly 4am in the morning and i just got back to my room
complete with bruises on my arms legs hands and possibly arse as well
i don't know how and why but when you put the 5 of us together
we always laugh too damned much
and if you factor in the alcohol units
we inevitably end up FIGHTING
well minus kelvin, he chooses to sit by the sidelines and watch/laugh/do his own thing
so today it all started out with LIBIN and AH PENG as USUAL
they started the fight
and then naturally myself and bryan joined in the fray
hahahahhahaha
it was all exceedingly violent-- with the use of legs arms bottles pillows nails dumb-bells instant noodle packets rubber bands etc etc
i think the only time i was truly worried about getting seriously hurt was when bryan grabbed me off the bed and hoisted me up and swung me onto the floor quite violently HEAD FIRST
and i was rather afraid ah peng might accidentally twist libin's neck because he was dragging her around the room by her neck (duh)
all this took place in kelvin's small room so you can imagine the ruckus-- it was absolute chaos
hahahaha
it all culminated in libin tearing ah peng's shirt off as he ran downstairs to his room with one of her slippers
once again i swear libin and i can join chick's rugby next year
we'd most DEFINITELY qualify, after all the intensive training we get


damn i have NO IDEA how we're all going to wake up at 9am for badminton tomorrow

NFS Underground-- very possibly my newest vice/addiction

and after playing it
i have come to realise that


a) i am good at drag racing. have consistently finished in position numero uno, with the difficulty setting on hard, no less! whoop.


b) i am not so good when racing on a circuit-- the best is most definitely yet to be because i've only managed to come in first on 5-6 occasions (but then again i've only had the game for 2 days haha)


c) i suck SHIIIITE at drifting man. what a horror. ack.


my supra is VERY easy on the eye, if i say so meself. gloriously modified to a sleek black with some funkadelic unique orange vinyl complete with orange neon underbody kit hahaha. unfortch i find it difficult to race with this beauty so i use my other mod-ed car--
a PINK S2000 with the most HIDEEOUUUS purple rose design on it (i got fed up trying to make it look pretty so i ended up choosing the ugliest design i could find hahahaha) it is FUGLINESS CAR-SONIFIED (per-sonified isnt quite applicable here now is it?) but strangely enough everytime i use this car i win most of the races so yes the honda is for racing and the toyota is just for show hahaha
maybe when zhi comes over in june he can use the supra HAHA hmm but then again knowing him! he's probably going to want to modify one for himself. bleh!

playlisted: Dubtribe Sound System - Do It Now


so i survived my close encounter with Periplaneta americana unscathed
i never knew roaches were such FAT little things
had to poke through a thick layer of fatty tissue to get to the disgestive system/nervous system beneath
very, very nasty
and i had to grab the roach by its head and yank out the maxilla, mandible and labium (ie: mouthparts) which really made my hair stand
thats possibly the FIRST time in my life i've ever touched a cockrocach with my bare hands
also i can now distinguish a male cockroach from a female one just by observation
GO ME.


just had a conversation with the parental units and they told me that this sneaky family friend confessed to attempting to hook me up with their son
PHOOEY.
so that's what all those damnable CNY house visits were for eh?!
and the dad of abovmentioned son told my dad recently "Haiyah I think ah, cannot lar, my son and your girl, no spark lar! my son seems to lose his tongue when your girl is around"
when my daddy, of all people, told me that-- i had a massive attack of the giggles
hell of course there'd be no sparks man
the dude is a first class GEEK
he's your typical nerdy med school graduate-- complete with toot center parting + thick glasses/high pants + copious amounts of brylcream on head
even if he were the last chap on the face of the planet, i think i'd rather go dyke HAHA


and also the mumsie seems to have given the green light to the (possible) thailand trip at the end of the year with my darrrrlin' and my preciousssnesss friends (c'mon maymay its time for you to start saka-ing your mum too! haha)
v excited
cant wait for summer hols
(but its 8 months away dammit)

An Ode to an Easter Bunny





sitting pretty in your pink tin foil
but alas
hunger pangs strike!
and it is
inevitable
that
i must eat you



ok weiiird quirks confession time
i have this strange aversion towards eating anything that faintly resembles a living mammal ie: i dont like eating food items that look cute/have beegbeeg eyes that seem to stare at you imploringly
so when people offer me Marks & Sparks lollies like Percy Pigs-- i dont eat them because the prospect of chewing through those gummy piggy heads makes my stomach churn (fizzy lemon fish i have no problem with because remember-- fish aren't mammals and fish have never been remotely adorable to me well with the exception of dory but she's CGI)
and now that i'm starving in my room and i'm craving for something sweet
the only thing i have left is this leftover chocolate easter bunny someone gave me and i havent actually eaten it because well-- its too damned cute I MEAN LOOK AT THE PHOTO DAMMIT sheesh i cant eat it man i just cant bring myself to tear the foil off and eat it
my hair is literally standing on end right now
maybe i'll call kelvin to ask if he has any extra chocolate he wants to give me

ack i think i've just discovered my own psychological problems innit
hahahhaha


>>


and ah crap i just took out my zoo prac book for prelab preparation and right now the hunger pangs are all gone, all gone dammit
because come tomorrow
i will be dissecting Periplaneta americana
ie: a COCKROACH
giant african crawlers i can handle (imagine your garden variety type earthworm only much much bigger)
but THIS i cannot
and check out the instructions "watching the living animals, noting especially the position of the legs and head; also the mode of using the long antennae, and the maxillary and labial palps. Watch the respiratory movements of the abdomen."
the fuck??!!?!
i'm certainly not going ANYWHERE near enough to observe the RESPIRATORY MOVEMENTS OF A COCKROACHES ABDOMEN man
no way in hell. NO NO NO WAY.
i hate them buggers.
HATE!

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i really miss the days of being the unofficial 3rd resident at hampshire rd
yeh talk about being "ready to live together and probably have been for a while" eh


f*cking NS
if not for that we'd be living the dream by now


POO!


ok enough bumming around now its back to psych readings (ACK) and my steaming bowl of nissin tonkatsu noodles (YUM)


i'll be dreaming of june tonight
possibly the FIRST time in my entire life that i'm eagerly anticipating the commencement of exams
exams, yes, and oh-so-much-more =)

Some girls you meet seem so complete
Like they don't need nothin' from you
They're out to show you they don't need you
When deep inside they do


i can't help it if i am the way i am
so don't be fooled by me
oh no please don't be fooled by me


>>>


the light-headed relief that comes after the completion of an exam you've been stressing out over is one of the best feelings on earth
and of course i've spent the past 2 days going crazy and just letting my hair down (aah man i deserve it after my 6 hour study sessions in the library and P.S.! they paid off because this is one of the few tests i could do rather quickly and easily hurrah)
2 hours of badminton, clubbing and partying, society council meetings, gaming, noodle parties (haha), webcamming, movie marathons
but now the realization that i've got TONNES more to do has finally hit me, and hit me hard
i seriously know NEXT to NOTHING about zoology, thanks in part to my shitehouse lecturer and my lecture-non-attendance
psych lectures-- i've been to about what, 2 -3 this semester?
and the chem just keeps getting harder
sheesh
and i need to start finding out what courses i can and should take for 2nd year-- mid year starts are always tricky and i'm almost absolutely certain there'll be a few subjects i want to enrol in which aren't offered in july. Poo. I really want to drop chemistry but i doubt thats possible, so now its a toss up between chem for life sciences/analytical chem and/or environmental chemistry BUT HELL I DONT WANNA DO ANY OF 'EM DAAMMMIT! I DISLIKE CHEMISTRY GREATLY!!! IT VEXES ME, THIS SUBJECT!
i could also look at 2nd year zoology units and consider Zoology 2: animal form & function or evolution, ecology & society-- both of which aren't particularly appealing to me at the moment
or then i could go absolutely off my rocker and enrol in med science subjects (i'm horrified i'm actually saying this, but i'm glad i qualify to take 'em) such as human physiology or biochemistry, molecular biology or even microbiology and mycology-- right now this option is looking very promising. the BIGGEST downside to taking these units would be the ABSOLUTE LACK OF FAMILIAR FACES there because nobody i know is doing these subjects GAH!!! but i reckon i should do something i'm interested in, as opposed to enrolling in units i'm not quite so keen on doing just to see some friends again (siigh denny and i will NEVAAAH be in the same classes no more. i sure as hell ain't gonna touch FISHERIES AND WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT, no sireee)
and i haven't even factored in the 2nd year psych units yet.
hmm
the possibilities are endless!


i'm going to sleep
and then tomorrow i will start on my psych assignment instead of playing WC/quake/AOE/CS with the gang for hours on end and partying like there's no tomorrow
i think from next week, i'm going to drastically cut down on the clubbing because its getting to the stage where even I'm getting SICK of it and that is a rare thing indeed
all too soon exams will be round the corner and i need to do well THE FIGHT FOR A PLACE IN THE HONOURS PROGRAMME STARTS NOW!!!!!
-repeats mantra-


ok
i feel inspired
i hope that feeling persists till tomorrow, at the very least

hahahahhaha
puj makes me LAUGH
she sprouts the most classic lines and that's why i luurrrve the girl lar!


(with regard to a certain nasty individual)
[puj:] i love my dadddeeee says:
i'll do some ancient indian voodoo
[puj:] i love my dadddeeee says:
and turn the thing into a leper
.: j o y c e i s m :. says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
.: j o y c e i s m :. says:
puj u are priceless

You make me laugh, oooh, make me laugh, you make me laugh
Sticks and stones may break my bones your words will never hurt me
Make me laugh


Ever since the first day I met you
We were hanging round tight we were cool
Brought you round to everything that I do
But something told me I should watch you
Now I'm finding out the other day you been runnin' round
Talking every word that I say to my friends
Now I feel betrayed
Now why you tryin' to play these silly games?
Now it's funny how it got to me
He told she and she told me
And I don't think that you can really see
That all their loyalty belongs to me
They don't believe a word you say
The only reason that you know 'em cause of me anyway
Why do you have so much jealousy
But no matter how you try you can't be me


Got me thinking about
You make me laugh
All the things you're doing, trying so hard
Just to ruin me but you can't see
You make me laugh, cuz you're running around
You make me laugh
You try so hard to be down
Talking 'bout me when I'm not around
But you don't get that you make me laugh


Sticks and stones may break my bones your words will never hurt me, oooh
Sticks and stones may break my bones your words will never hurt me.

its funny (and not in a haha way, mind you, though there have been MANY HAHA moments today but that, my friends, is another story) how a simple decision can cause one's euphoric mood to spiral downwards into an abyss of horrible disappointment just like that


and then you come to realise that
at the end of the day
we're all just selfish creatures at heart


chem exam on friday and i've not yet finished studying
fu*kfu*kFU*K


oh daamn now i feel even worse than i did previously
shower time, and then i'm hitting the books.
RAH!

out of the 7 deadly sins
the 2 deadliest ones (to me, that is) are SLOTH and GLUTTONY


where they are defined as--


Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.


i've got SO much work to do
readings for next psych essay, chem mid sem exam revision, zoo prac exam revison etc
but instead i've been bumming around, having 3-5hr chats with the scooby gang in the dining hall/common rooms/laundry rooms/gym etc etc etc
also-- playing warcraft and quake III arena on the network with peng (fwaw he is the gamer pro), kelvin, richard, bryan, libin (and yes its in order of pro-ness and in case you were wondering, i'm behind bryan and ahead of libin WOOHOO NOT LAST FOR ONCE!!! mwahhaha)
and watching stupid lameass FUNNYASHELL movies like KUNG POW- ENTER THE FIST and I-Spy with libin bryan and peng
i dont know how we do it but we always end up laughing till we cry everytime we're doing/watching stuff together
and of course this time was no exception
ended up laughing so much that we couldnt move and we were crying and cramping up from the laughing


and then today instead of going to cadburys (closed for easter, dammit)
we decided to go on a 'ghost tour' of port arthur which started at 6pm and ended after midnight
it was rather cool and was definitely a unique experience
if anyone ever visits tassie i'd highly recommend it because well, there's nothing more interesting than learning about the history of the place + hear spine-chilling tales under the cover of a starlit night sky with sudden gusts of cold wind whipping your hair about adding to the general spookiness of it all


at the museum before starting the tour of the grounds

we were each given a 'port arthur' poker card and we had to follow the instructions on the wall to find out more about the criminals that 'corresponded' to our poker card

you follow various instructions and then you end up finding the card (mounted on flap) that matches yours...

... and then you open the flap to read about the criminal and the crime he committed, his sentence etc etc

judgement day cometh! someone's being a dramaqueen, as usual (HAHA. bleh)

more fooling around with the displays. kelvin is trying hard not to laugh i can tell!

this is what happens when you've been a naughty boy/girl

what a nice set of 4 cadavers just waiting to be disposed of

ahh now this is where it gets eerie. the start of the ghost tour, that's the haunted church

walking down down down into the crypt. haha no actually just to the surgeon's operating 'theatre'

the autopsy table complete with weirdass lookin' skull

all the above photos were taken with the aid of the FLASH which makes it look unrealistically bright. in actual fact this was how DARK it was during the entire tour-- a group of 20 odd people with only 3 candle-lit lanterns and a torchlight between them made for v treacherous walking as if we were blind and even WORSE photo taking (there's only SO much u can take with a weak camera flash ARGH all the missed photo opportunities! some of the old buildings were amazing, even in the dark)

just outside the prison which was specially built with only solitary confinement cells-- the worst possible method of mental and physical torture! prisoners were locked in their soundproof, lightproof cells for days on end with only one (!!!) meal a day (i wouldnt be able to survive half a day there) and they were NOT allowed to make a single sound at all, it was silence all the way and most of the prisoners went mad after less than 3 days in there. horrifying!

on the coach on the way back to hobart


and in the daytime we went down town to book the tickets for the ghost tour and as usual i ended up hitting the shops and buying far too much considering the measly amount i have left in my bank account
but 2 pairs of shoes for $23 is PRETTY DARNED GOOD INNIT!? (remember this is australia we're talking about and shoes here are generally EFFING expensive compared to back in SG)
and top quality thermals and a jacket from kathmandu at 50% off are things you can never go wrong with esp. in winter it gets so damned cold here
and a sexy black tank top (so very very very versatile) should be on every girl's must have list


but yes, i digress
sloth. deadly, deadly sin
it should be rather obvious by now innit?
apart from the 3hr long study session i had in the library with peng last night and intermittent studying here and there there's not much i've done this hols


and dont even get me started on gluttony
i've been eating 2 huuugeee meals a day
+ tonnes of snacking
and i've picked up the WORST HABIT IN THE WORLD--
(i never ever ever ever thought i'd ever ever ever have to admit to this)
a packet of instant noodles before i sleep every night
AUUUGH THE WORLD IS GOING TO END WITH ME DROWNING IN MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE AUUUGHHHH!!!
its a conspiracy i tell you
whenever i vow to have a nice healthy green salad for lunch
the cooks come up with delish yumyummm food (by jane standards which is v low but beggars cant be choosers right?) eg: today there was breadcrumbed fried crispy chicken wings and creamy cheesy potatoes and how how HOW can one pass on food like that right?
and then yesterday it was pizza slices smothered in cheese and mushrooms and other good things mmmmm
the ring my darlin' zhi gave me was looooose when i arrived here
now it is TIGHT
and that is a worrying thought indeed


i'm going to try and end things off on a good note
tomorrow, being the last day of the hols--
i will sit my fat arse down in the library the whole day and do like a nerd and STUDYSTUDYSTUDY
and i. will. not. eat. instant. noodles. every. night.
nor will i take 3 helpings of dessert or 2 helpings of dinner
i will drink water instead of soda and will exercise more instead of sitting around watching movies
ok methinks those should be my resolutions for the month of april
and hopefully i'll stick to it
(but dont hold your breath)


p.s. libin and i have discovered the delights of watching adverts-- there's this deeee-lectable chap in the just jeans 'soft cord' ads and he is oh-so-hot. eye candy at long last. hurrah. now all i need to do is to steal that large poster in the just jeans shop and my wall decorations will be complete...

andrea's 21st was a blast
great bbq (thanks to chef denny and andrea)
even better company
and that's the recipe for one successful party


really miss the 2 of them
the new gang at jane is absolutely faaandabidozi and i am SO so SOOOO glad they're here this year
but there are things i can do with den and drea that i cant do with the new jane folkies
not that i'm complaining or anything, that cant be further away from the truth
i certainly cant expect everything to be exactly the way it was-- after all, things change, situations change etc etc
but yeah, simply put-- I MISS DENNY AND ANDREA TONNES!
and because denny and andrea sooo wanted to hit the clubs tonight (ie: no taking 'NO' as an answer) + since it was her birthday and all
we all headed down to isobar after chillin' out at their house watching S.W.A.T, finding nemo, clueless, and drinking nice champagne and other random alcoholic mixes


iso was rather unhappening
music was so-so
but the most amusing thing was the PICKING UP done by this thai lesbian chick
hahahhahahaa
libin myself and andrea were not spared from her booty shakin' near us-> next to us-> RIGHT next to us-> WITH US
and to hear her go "oh you're so sweet and beautiful" really reallly reaaaaallllly made my hair stand on end HAHAHAHHAHA


halfway through the night though denny and i headed downstairs for some fresh air and for a heart to heart conversation
had a really good chat about friendship and relationships, specifically the problems he + drea are going through
it really does sadden me to know about the troubles that they're facing and how even now, the situation between them is still far far faaar from ideal
but it also serves as a reminder to me to really appreciate what zhi and i have right now
even though we're apart, we are still SO lucky to have each other, to be able to listen to each other and even though we both can be REALLY stubborn-- we've always managed to work out any problems we've had with each other with minimum fuss and we respect each others opinions
and most importantly-- that we love each other, faults, pet peeves, quirks and all
its amazing really, how much people take that for granted
or just assume that by just being in a relationship, love comes along as part of the package
there are so many couples who merely 'like' each other and well, it never seems to progress beyond that
and i think that's quite saddening a thought
because if you have a relationship that is founded on 'liking' someone and that alone
its not going to last, no sireee
so many thoughts running through my head right now but it's 0437hrs and my mind is getting foggy
also i cant seem to find the words to express what i'm feeling (what's new eh)
so i reckon i should stop here and head off to bed


not that you'll be able to read this
but i just want to thank you for loving me m'darling
and if i may not be expressive enough or if i don't show it at times,
i just want you to know that i truly appreciate all that we have
and that i love you a whole lot.


ok. enough mush.
photos!



andrea blowing out the candles on her cake

the lovely couple denny + andrea

andrea and all the girlies

andrea and all the doodes

not sure why i'm on the verge of toppling over onto libin and bryan
back row l-r: richard peng kelvin
middle: libin bryan eekhoon
front: eewah yourstruly andrea

this photo is practically a duplicate copy of one of our national day photos last year, right down to denny's cacat black hat! lotsa good memories, tonnes of good fun... sigh i wish they were still at jane

mah homies-- i lurve 'em!

nice happy smiles from everybody (save one person. bloodybugger)

den + me: doing the ET finger thing
kelvin obviously harbours a secret grudge against me (WHY THUMBS DOWN) and ah peng the 'gei-lo' has his elbow suspiciously near kelvin's groin area. HMM.
and someone, as usual, looks like his pet just died. ha! (ok that was mean. but really! i cant help it. anyways where is alvin sim?! i want to have a good laugh at the 'festival of sticky sweat' with him hahahahahhaha)

all of us going a little crazy after the good food and the delish cake and the bubbly. mmmm the bubbly. tis a pity i only had one glass. but one must limit one's alcohol intake yes?

And the easter hols have started with a BANG!


one bottle of tia maria
one bottle of malibu
one bottle of whisky/gin/goodness knows what


and the whole lot of them were pretty far gone
lots of 'pseudo-gay' action from the boys with TONNES of photographic evidence (thanks to yours truly and libin's camera)
EVEN MORE LAUGHTER (libin and i were literally reduced to a collapsed heap on the floor, crying with laughter and clutching our bellies in pain)
and then ah peng tried to steal the camera in an attempt to delete those incriminating photos
which resulted in libin, ah peng, myself and bryan tackling each other
chasing each other around lebrena and onto the lawn
the 4 of us ending up in a wrestling and clawing and kicking and fighting heap on top of each other
it was hilarious in a very, very violent sort of way


assesment of damage (physical or otherwise):
i think my long nails made a gash on bryan's neck
my ankle was crushed by someone now its rather sore
ah peng's underwear has torn due to a massive wedgie attack
but libin seems to have escaped unscathed
2 glasses of alcoholic beverages tipped over dorjee's room carpet
goodness only knows what other damage we did
i can only hope our shouts yelling hollering and screaming fighting laughing didnt awaken too many people


now at least libin and i know we've got what it takes to play chick's rugby
SCRRRRUUUUM!


photos will be up once libin and kelvin upload them




all of us before the drinking began

kelvin and ah peng supporting each other, do they look drunk or do they look drunk!

both have collapsed onto the bed HAHAHAHHAHA

borrowing libin's (!!!) intercol shirt because alcohol was spilled on one of their shirts. cant recall whose though

ah peng must've done smth to tick poor bryan off eh

Driving101 with Instructor Lee Swee Peng

see?! there's some GAY action in tha house tonight! woohoo! haha.

kelvin is shitfaced haha

sexxxaaaay slim waist. not. again, libin's tiny intercol shirt on tall tall dude

peng flinches at the flash, the rest of us look normal

libin and dorjee share a hug next to the newly appointed 'brutha-sistah' pair

my dahhh-ling (occasional) les/gay partner

flashing beegbeeg smileys, muh nu bruthurr and me

ah peng is my girlfriend. he likes to wear my jacket.

easter hols coming up this thursday
and we still dont quite know what we're going to do
the cadbury factory beckons
note to self: go on starvation diet 2-3 days prior to cadbury visit to counterbalance massive calorie intake which will inevitably occur during trip. who can resist chocolate, glorious chocolate?!?!?! certainly not this girl.


but besides that, there's really not much else planned
which is an absolute bummer
so there's shopping on saturday (where i'm going to spend a whopping $90 on a new fur-trimmed bomber jacket-- they've reserved the last piece in size 8 for me hurrah hurrah! and possibly more when we explore the delightful vintage/urbanwear shops off liverpool street)
and i'm sure we'll be watching the butterfly effect one of the evenings
then there's andrea's 21st birthday bash to attend on friday yay-diddily-doo (that's ned flanders talking... watching... tooo... much... simpppsooonnnss.... must... STOPPP!)
and oh yes-- i should be spending loads of time with my precious, darlingest... CHEMISTRY EFFING NOTES in preparation for that DAMNNNNED exam right after the easter break
To think i could have been shopping in melbourne
or surfing the waves and soaking up the SUN with stacey in sydney
instead here i am stuck in blustery cold dull hobart
and the thought of that makes me really grouchy indeed


all right then
back to my readings about the human brain
i am getting mighty confuuused with all them sub-cortical and cortical structures in the forebrain, all the various lobes and what you find within each of the lobes, and what each area controls
right now its all just gobbledy gooky jargon to me eg: anterior boundary of parietal lobe constitutes the primary somatosensory cortex, which also contains the primary somatosensory zone which is specifically located on the post-central gyrus and then there's the LEFT and RIGHT post-central gyrus and i should stop before my brain spins out of control (which would technically not be possible since the nerve fibres in my medulla connect to my spinal cord and hold my brain firmly in place there you go even more unnecessary information)
and did you know that the surface area of the cerebral cortex in humans, when unfolded and ironed out, so to speak, is approximately 109 sq-m???
ahhh, the things you learn.


p.s. new commenting system up

ok so right now i'm officially pissed
drunk boys should BUUURRRRRRRRRRRN for all eternity


unwittingly left my room unlocked when i went to collect my laundry just now and when i got back i let out a scream of shock because bl, tp, lp and pc were sitting inside laughing in a very drunken sort of manner and when they saw me they just grabbed me and started trying to force me to drink beer stubbies and other vile tasting liquids


when i tried to move off i was forcibly yanked on the arm by bl and SHEESH man i was pretty alarmed because... well. GEE. just because! imagine big sized ang moh fella grabbing onto you and refusing to let go. not to mention the other 3 rather drunk + big sized ang moh dudes happily, drunkenly lounging away nearby grinning leerily at you to boot
eeeek.
i could throw them an invasion of privacy and harrrrraassssment lawsuit (if such a thing existed) i tell you
soddin' wankers.
-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrs-


had to tolerate about 20 mins of their nonsense before some bugger distracted them in the hallway and they poured out of my room
quickly slammed the door and locked it shut only to hear them BANGING on the door and bugging me to come out and go for the party (we won cricket and softball today as predicted. i am psychic genius. no really.) but its amazing how quickly one loses interest in things when drunk
so they lurched out to franny p for the party and left the floor quiet again


any strong, fit (and preferably haaandsuuum) male(s) wanting to apply for the esteemed position of joyce's personal bodyguard(s), please send all applications to said female via e-mail before the next jane party (dates to be advised)
on the job perks: eternal gratitude, free food/drink and lots of laughter. is that enough? it sure as hell should be! hahahaha


>>>


update--


at half past 1 in the early morn, bl starts knocking on my door to see what i'm up to
i tell him "i'm watching queer eye" and close the door in his face


at a quarter past 2 in the early morn, bl calls me up to ask what i'm doing
i tell him "i'm still watching queer eye" and he goes "can i watch it with you"
i hang up.


damn boy! next time go bother someone else when you're drunk, for cryin' out loud
you may be cute but you're not quite cute enough (HAHAHA) for me to tolerate your rubbish
only brad pitt (or other similar swoonworthy bloke) gets to annoy me like that and gets away with it
hurhurhur.

2 exceedingly, supremely, amazingly fun-filled hours of badminton in the morning (complete with numerous laugh-till-you-drop/cry incidents)
a nice long nap in the afternoon
and excellent clubbing in the evening
make for a very satisfying saturday


tomorrow the jane cricket and softball teams are playing
i'm certain we're gonna thrash christ and fisher flat out, as usual
there's a reason why jane's the best college around, y'know
hahaha


tonight's selection of photos--

candid shot of the chaps back at jane whilst awaiting the taxi

all of us waiting to get into iso

the girls!

ah peng acting cute, wearing my jacket, doesn't he look just like an ickle girlieee

extra dooode next to kelvin

no extra doode next to kelvin