domenica, ottobre 27, 2002
Hey there. This blog's gonna be on a long-term hiatus, well maybe not too long-term, but i doubt there'll be much going on in here till perhaps after the 'a's. And there's no guarantee that i'll be blogging much after the 'a's... because that's the time for all of us to be par-teee-ing man.
So thanks for dropping by. Seeya'll soon. (me hopes)
p.s. Added rourke, gee-whiz, bay-beeeeh. 
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martedì, ottobre 22, 2002
Boredom Strikes at an UNHOLY hour
Yes. I 
am bored $hitless. I hate studying. That's why I'm doing this. Yar. 
100 things about me
1. Name: joyce alycia s.
2. Birthdate: 150984
3. Location: singapore (oh hell, why!?)
4. School: anglo-chinese junior college 
5. Hobbies: erm. stuff? non-study related stuff. Yep. that's right. 
6. Color Eyes: black
7. Height: 1.68m
8. Shoe Size: erm, if we're looking at UK shoe sizes then its 7.
9. Favorite Color: no pref. tho' i am partial to bright colours.
10. Favorite Songs: again, no pref. changes on a whim
11. Favorite Book: eh? hrm that's a tough one i read loads of crap but i enjoy Bridget Jones' Diary, and naturally i anything by Tolkien is good. Hrm then there's CS Lewis and Jasper Fforde. Hrm.
12. Favorite Vacation Spot: Home sweet home-- England, naturally.
13. Favorite Shampoo: anything'll do. as long as it cleans well. Durrrh.
14: Best Friend of the Opposite Sex: Friend? or 
boyfriend? haha. well now.
16: Crush: Hahahhaha RIIGHT. How 'bout Fabio Cannavaro/Olivier Martinez/Ilhan Mansiz etcetcetcetcetc. 
17: Things you like in the opposite sex: Eh? Good sense of humour, i s'ppose.
18: When was the last time you kissed someone: Hurhurhur. Today. I kissed me mum n dad! hawhaw.
19: Most romantic thing a person has ever said to you or done: urm. no comments. haha.
20: Funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention or someone of the opposite sex? eh? naaah. 
21. Good Friends: am v v lucky to have quite a few, both here in singapore and in the uk. *mushy grin*
22: Best quality in a friend: just being there for each other, i guess.
23: Fondest Memory of you and your Friend(s): woah! that's impossible to write. way too many.
24: Scariest Thing that's ever happened: hrm. was in a little paddleboat thingy in the waters of an island in the Seychelles when it started to fill with a heckloada water and me n this other girl (jennifer, i think) were v v v far from the coast. in deeep, deeeep clear water. naturally these lovely sharkies (i kid you not. yes. sharks. the kind we asians eat in soup) 
had to choose that moment to swim beneath our paddleboat, resulting in us screaming our bloody lungs out and trying desperately to bail the water out to prevent boat from sinking. aiiie.
25: Favorite Computer Font: ah? verdana at size 8-9, i suppose
26: Favorite Food: tons n tons n tons! but it HAS to have meat innit. 
27: Favorite Place to Eat: anywhere where the food's good. Durrrh.
28: Food you Hate: smelly seafood, urrrh, bitter vegetables, overly-chewy stuff.
29: Weirdest food that you like: erm. i stick to conventional food, thanks.
30: Dumbest thing you've ever done: ahahahah. oh no. unglam moments in my life are 
few and far between (hurhurhur yar riiiight.)
31: The One Person that Knows the Most About You: Haha. Mum!??!
32: Favorite Movie(s): No one fave in particular. Enjoyed Gattaca, Contact, LOTR, erm. the usual rubbishy fodder for the eyes. 
34: Here's the scenario - Any person curled up on a couch with you watching any movie. Who is it and what movie?: Naturally it'd be 
Ryan. haha. as for the movie-- anything goes, i guess. heh.
35: nicest thing someone's done for u: errrh. lots and lots. generally revolves ard the many kind kind souls who visited me + helped me with stuff etcetc when i broke me leg on many many occasions. 
36: Best Advice Ever Given to You: Hrm. I usually dole out the advice. And sadly, i'm too thick to put the advice others give me into practice.
37: color would you dye your hair: Red, orange, whatever. BUT DEFINITELY NO AH-LIAN-ish shades, yar.
38: Favourite Quote: "Oh, farrrrk it!/Bloody hell" (well its not my fave but i use it the most)
39: First Crush: Heh oh no. when i was 11 i loved this chap to death (all the way up till i was 13) and then discovered he was gay. Cor blimey.
40: One thing you hope you do before you die: eh? be at peace, i s'ppose 
41: Thing you want to be remembered for: haha. no comments.
42: Your Personality Type: Eh? the standard one would be that i'm an 
ENFP. Hrm now.
43: Favorite Music Groups: no pref. i enjoy most types of music, except heavy metal and country. i favour alt rock/rock, r&b, jazz, pop whatever. 
44: Pets: Dogs! In particular-- Alsatians ie: GSDs
45: Favorite Holiday: Christmas! Festive cheer etc etc appeals to me.
46: Favorite Season: Hrm. I don't mind all o' them.
47: Favorite Summer Activity: Eh? Beach bumming? haha. Outdoorsy sports. Hrm.
48: Favorite Winter Activity: Eat nice, warm, yummmyummm food. 
49: What you wanna be when you grow up: Ideally-- sing sing sing (not pop star-ish rubbish, more like singing professionally at the West End/ in a snazzy acapella group or similar) for a living (and earn more than enough to support meself) but practically i s'ppose its a career in law since i don't sing all that well.
50: Funniest Person you Know: haha. quite a few. spence, alpay etc.
51: Favorite Conversation Topic: oh i can talk. about almost everything. so there's no one fave.
52: Favorite Sport: english football. no doubt. tennis comes a close 2nd.  
53: Favorite Magazines: no pref. i don't really read mags. waste o' $$$
54: Favorite Toothpaste: !?!?! no pref. as long as it does its job! gee.
55: Favorite BubbleGum: fruit flavours, pref blueberry? No melon flavours. they SUCK.
56: Favorite Candy: i pref chocolates.
57. Where do u shop?: almost everywhere. bargain bins to boutiques, you name it, i've got (stuff from) it. 
58: Favorite Thing to Wear to School: Urrm. We don't really get a choice now do we? unless its mufti-day or summat, which 
never, ever happens in s'pore. Bllaaah. Well since its uniforms my fave would have to be the ACJC uni! It raaawwwks.
59: Favorite Thing to Sleep In: T and shorts
60: Biggest Fear: eh? dying a horrible death. hahahaa
61: Favorite Inside Jokes: haha. toooo many! tooo darned many.
62: Worst feeling in the world: failing. at anything. 
63: Best feeling: achieving something good. hrm. i dunno? there's lots of things i'd categorize under 'best feelings'
67: Thing You're Picked on Most About: haha, i'm overly pessimistic, i yammer on and on too much, i'm loud, i make too many bitchy comments, i judge people too quickly yada yada yada...
68: Best Thing About the Person you Got this from: Come to think of it, i can't rem who i got this from.
69: Favorite Words: haha.... what can i say.
70: Things you Say Waaaaay Sooooo Too Much: farrrrrk/focck, shit, hrm/errm/urrm, cacat, omg, suckit, sheesh, chuh, gee, whatever, spastic etc etc. the usual shite. 
71: Favorite ice-cream Flavor: hagen daaz's mint choc chip, maccadamia nut brittle, tira-blooody-fantastic-misu. actually i like most of the stuff hagen daaz makes. 
72: Favorite Soda: coke? 
73: Favorite Website: haha. erm. google. coz i can find EVERYTHING i want from that nifty site.
74: One Place u want to go to (you've never been there): haha amazingly i've never been to the states. haha. but i'm not dying to go there or anything.
75: Time & Date: now? 1.25am 22oct02
76: What did you do or what are your plans today: study for chem prac. SUCKIT!!!
77: You kiss someone and you're chewing gum. What kind of gum: Huh?! haha spastic question. I don't really eat gum, when i do, i just eat whatever flavour's being offered to me. chuh. 
78: What college do you want to go to (or are you going to or will you be going to?): Bristol! King's! UCL! Exeter! U Man! Whichever one will take me!!! PLEEASE!!!
79: Person you Admire most: hrm. the parents, i s'ppose
80: Thing you most regret: going to nygh. i hated it, and i still do. farrk it all.
81: Number of Pairs of shoes you own: a damn lot.
82: Favorite piece of jewelry: ring. 
84: If you were a nailpolish what color would you be and why: the clear polish. haha. coz it's not overly eye-catching, but instantly ups the glam factor. hahahahahha RIIIGHT.
85: If a movie was made about your life what would it be called: ....
86: Color of your bedroom: pale, pale, pale green 
87: Size of your bed: single
88: Last time you showered: last night.
89: Last phone number you called: can't rem.
90: Last thing you had to drink: water
91: What's the weather like: too dammnnned hot. and humid. and drizzly.
92: Last Book you Read by Choice: the Silmarilion by JRR Tolkien.
93: Last show you watched on TV: The Bachelor (omg i'm def gonna rant abt that utterly retarded show in the v near future) 
94: Where is your computer: in the music/alternate tv room. haha.
95: Color socks you're wearing: am not wearing any!
96: Silliest thing you've said: i say too many silly things. haha
97: Favorite Smiley Face: haha no pref.
98: Last word you said: i honestly cant remember. chuh.
99: Thing you actually want to be doing right now: doing anything but STUDYING. i hate the 'a's. hate hate hate hate hate.
100: How glad are you that this is over: whatever.
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giovedì, ottobre 17, 2002
ahh. shit. wanted to edit the post but ended up 
accidentally bleedin' deleting it. oh, hell. and. whatever happened to the blog yesterday?! gee. 
anyhow-- no more blogging till after the exams for me. yes. this child needs to study. 
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domenica, ottobre 13, 2002
{Hail Italia}
Didn't manage to haul my large arse outta bed at 2.35am this morning to catch the euro'04 qualifiers. But thankfully channel 5 kindly decided to broadcast repeat telecasts of both matches so i was glued to the telly for a good 2hrs ++ for the italy-yugoslavia match and a little of the frace-slovenia match. Have never been an ardent supporter of italy but....... 
things have changed! all because of 
this one man:
ooooh, baby.
hahaha riight yesh i concede defeat, 
alvin, i was wrong abt my numerous comments abt how the italian football team is 
uglee. they're not toooo bad, really. Haha. Fabio Cannavaro, Pippo Inzaghi, Totti, Nesta n the likes make for very good eye candy, which is brilliant for any female football fan. *grin* Can't say much abt the french team, though. Don't particularly like 'em, with the many many 
arse-nal players they have. Bleaugh. but they played well, nonetheless. italy, on the other hand, were nothing short of pathetic. walking aimlessly ard on the pitch, careless defending and lousy passing... WTH!? i attribute it to sheer luck that they managed to draw with yugoslavia. Pah.
Will never sing in the morning ensemble again, nor will i need to wake up at the ungodly hour of 6.30am every morn, nor struggle to zip up my uniform (hahhaha ooops) any longer! Because schoool's over, for us j2s. Finally. Despite the cliched speeches/propaganda-ish videos n slideshows, i enjoyed the baccalaureate service immensely. I'll definitely miss 
acjc. :( and-- the photos i took are out! Haha i look like 
krusty the klown with my larrrge nose n thiiick lips. ooh dear. Wide-angle lenses don't do anything for the ego, i tell you. heh. Everyone else looks preeettty darned good in them, though. Had a 
wonderful time with the class after the service, and we watched 
K19: The Widowmaker. Its prbly gonna be the last movie i'm gonna be watching for a long, long time to come. Gee. I'm even beginning to miss the insults i get on a daily basis fr the likes of 
chintau, chicken & co. haha! *shudders at the thought* Anyhow, thankfully (not) there'll be quite a few extra lessons leading up till the 'a's so at least its not the "final parting" just yet. I miss you guys (and 
GIRLS, esp) of 
2SC6!!! and the 
ACJChoir as well. (riiight. can u tell i'm still in denial? gee. haha)
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giovedì, ottobre 10, 2002
{D-Day Draws Near}
Its thursday, and i'm not at school. What's new, huh! :) Tomorrow, 11/10/02 (incidentally its exactly 1 mth to our 1st written papers), is our 
last day of school at acjc! Yesh. Study leave descends upon us at last. Man. Can't quite believe 2 years have flown by quite so quickly. Despite the occasionally crappy teacher + the presence of some v unpleasant ppl, i've truly enjoyed my time here at 
ac, its been wonderful! The fun, laughter, tears, ups n downs i've shared with my friends in jc are definitely gonna stay with me for quite a while to come (i wont say forever, because that's not being honest now is it. haha look at what's become of the promises made to a lotta my sec sch friends-- now i've forgotten most of them. 
eep.). So thanks to everyone who's been a part of me leeetle life, its beeeeen 
awesome! ^_^
And because i'm 
bored (erm. again, what's new) + my brain is fried after doing chem specimen papers, here are some more quizzes. yar.

 What Kind of Fruit Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

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Take the "How immature are you?" Test
created by 
sami

What Planet Are You From?
Hmm. Saw this on 
itmeng's (aka tim) livejournal. 
Sadly i think its a pretty good reflection of our society, innit? -_-
Check your 
Name Frequency here.
More fun with the 
Prior-Art-O-Matic. Site description-- It's a series of randomly-generated product ideas! It raises questions about the nature of prior art in patenting issues and is occasionally amusing! And apparently 
joyce is a baseball cap that anticipates your every move! It can only be operated by a trained professional. GEE.
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martedì, ottobre 08, 2002
Clickety-click (on the links) Day!
The Museum of Weird Auctions is a site where u can check out some of the v bizarre things some strange people have put up for auction on eBay and the likes. Hrm. Its pretty unbelievable what some people do! haha.
The Acronym Liar is a random false acronym generator. Why? I have no idea. I think this belongs to "some people have too much time on their hands" category. Heh. Still, try typing in your name for some silly results. On my 1st try i got 
WWJD-- What Would JOYCE Do. Muahahahhahaha!
Do u want to find your 
Ideal Brawny Man? hahahahahah if you answered 
Yes to the abv question, check out the site, and go create an ideal brawny man fer yerself. Ha.
Type your name and press GO - no thinking necessary... 
Makai Media has some pretty cute games. Also, revisit your youth by playing 
Brick Builder! Look how much Lego (ie: wow. now u can play with lego online!) has changed over the years eh.
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lunedì, ottobre 07, 2002
{Quizzes Galore}
Am strangely drawn to doing pointless and incredibly stupid quizzes. So shoot me, someone! Since i'm really bored today (plus have studied quite a fair bit) there's gonna be abt a gazillion of these quizzes posted here. ^_^ Thanks to this new layout, i can't fit a lotta the results here (hurhur thats how many i've been doing, eh) since it'll prbly screw up the template, so am considering starting a new page entirely devoted to quiz results n other random stuff. haha. 
oh what a sad life we lead. anyhow, that's prbly gonna be done only when i'm more... free. ah well. onward march! to the quizzes we go--

 What is your mental profile? brought to you by Quizilla

 Which ArchAngel are you most like? brought to you by Quizilla
Lucifer. The most misunderstood of all the ArchAngels, you're most like the ArchAngel of Light. You've seen the darkside and have opted for something better. You need better press, though chances are no one will really understand your motives.
*swallows* errrrm. If i'm not wrong, isn't Lucifer the fallen angel--ie: SATAN!??!?!? WHYEEE?! Oh dear. Oh dearie me indeed. (okay so perhaps there was 
another angel called lucifer. *hopes*)
Riiight. Have discovered why i might be the devil in disguise. i am "lucifer", because my weapon of choice is a fireball (shiny swords n the likes dont appeal to me, hoho), and the element i chose was fire too. Durrrh. Chuh. What kinda lame stereotyping ish that!?! hahahahah~

Are you an alpha, beta, or gamma girl?
 
I'm Lisa, who are you? by Lexi

You're the Cow Smiley! You're completely random and spontaneous. You're often the life of the
 party or maybe just the class clown. People like you because of your 
humor factor and tendencies to do things normal people wouldn't dream 
about(IE: canning yourself)
Take the Which Yahoo! Simley are you test
 By Foiledagain
And since i used to really dig greek mythology, i couldnt help but do 
this quiz. The result is a little tooo large to post here, but i apparently am 
Athena! haha. 
haha and i did this one at 
Miewlee's insistance. gee.

 britneyquiz brought to you by Quizilla
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sabato, ottobre 05, 2002
{Sing a Song of sixpence... Chipmunk sounds and Rawk star sightings}
*stretches* woah. am 
super tired after spending the entire afternoon helping 
Leonard record 
Amalgamation along with 
Betty and 
Aaron. euuuurrrggh, now i know what my true calling is. The icq network can hire me to 
sing some alerts for them. Yesh. Sad to say, i 
Do sound like the utterly annoying beeps when i attempt to hit the high notes. Either that or i could provide the voice of some female chipmunk if the cartoon ever needs new voiceovers! haha. Coz i sound like that toooo... *boohoohoo sob sob bawls* Sorry leo... i think i sorta ruined your recording huh! *sheepish look* -_-
anyhow it was 
lovely hanging out with 
Betts! She's amazingly nice and utterly funny. Am v glad to see that's she's still as sweet as ever, and seems not to have lost the wacky streak which i last saw years back. Hahaha! Also, thanks to 
Aaron's incredibly itchy fingers, we all the the laugh[s] of our lives today. Best way to be rid of stress is to enjoy a hearty laugh! haha. Which is what we did many, many times today. It was fun, you guys! ^_^
here's a fun shot! haha its leonard the strong carrying alvin the... erm. lightweight? (for want of a better word). *grin*
Woweeee. My 
rawk star is REALLY becoming a bonafide rawk star, indeed! For those who don't check out my commenting box, here's her post:
joyce!!! i've got a fan!! i got stopped in the streets today by someone who recognised me after he checked out the therapist website and d/l our songs. 
i feel like a RAWK STAR baby!
Oooh yeah! I'm v v happy for 
miewlee. *grin* Look you've got groupies spawning all over the place! LoL.
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venerdì, ottobre 04, 2002
Once again, here's a biiiig 
thankew to 
Millie goddess of all things html (to me at least, thats y i'm groupie #1. haha) for doing the touchups for the template! Really. I promise u there'll be a treat sometime soon. Heh. Mudpie from Coffee club, mayhap? *grin* 
Have been staying at home for the past 3 days due to nasty nasty feverish-flu like bug. Feeling all listless n generally v sluggish. Man. Not a particularly good feeling when you're supposed to be studying your brains out. -_- Can't quite believe that school's gonna end for us j2s quite so soon. Next friday! Which means the 'a's are really drawing near. 
*shudders at the thought* study hard, everyone. :( 
anyways because 
someone in this photo is shooo cute, i'm putting it back up again for 
steph to look at. hawhaw. pity its so small now, eh! *grin*
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mercoledì, ottobre 02, 2002
{Weblog Facelift}
Thanks a ton to the invaluable 
millie-- rawk goddess for helping once again with the new template. but urrrm, i seem to have screwed up the layout of the middle section whilst tinkering around with the html! Damn. Help, anyone? *sheepish grin* PLUS i need to get a put up a link back to mizgraphics but i don't know how to put up a button. hrm. 
tum te tum... *desperately waiting for some html help*   <= hint hint. ^_^
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Why You'd Never Want To Date A...
Looking for a lover who's mature, gentle, thoughtful, considerate, and entirely unselfish? Well, then, don't even consider dating an 
Aries. They'll amaze you at their ability to stuff six "I's" into every sentence -- in between slamming doors, driving like a maniac, and screaming like an infant until they get what they want. Do they really throw temper tantrums? No, no, no!!! Are they hideously impatient? Oh, no, of course not. They're willing to wait at least 4-1/2 seconds for a seat in the restaurant right smack in the middle of the dinner hour, another 5 seconds after they're seated for the waitress to sprint to the table with the meal she's magically intuited they were about to order, another 7 seconds after their plate hits the table for the check, and they'll see you in the car when you're done! Oh, you're only on the salad? Are these Mars-ruled folks really as totally unaware of Others as they seem to be? Well, no, of course not. They know perfectly well there are Others in the world -- they refer to us as The Opponents.
Don't date a 
Taurus if you're not Looking For A Relationship, because once you ask them out they'll consider themselves engaged and want to shop for rings. If you are looking for an over-possessive materialist, get yourself a Taurus. Do date a Taurus if you enjoy eating huge, fattening meals in front of the television set every night, and you don't mind carrying a pager so they can reach you at any moment to ask you to stop at the grocery store on the way home. Are they really as stubborn and slow-moving as legend has it? Well, let's just say that if you're waiting for them to change their mind, you should definitely bring along something to read. And if you're waiting for them to get ready to do anything, be prepared to actually watch your nails grow ....
Geminis aren't nearly as fickle as folks make them out to be. They're just, oh,....easily distracted. If you're dating a Gemini, always have Plan B ready -- and make sure you drive. Be prepared to hear all about their childhood, several times, with no specifics spared. This sign is awfully fond of details, and each one is just as important as the next. In the middle of the story about the kid on the beach with the toy plane, you'll hear all about their grandmother's apron, their cousin Sally's first car, etc. Once they get talking, they probably won't notice if you leave the table. When you've heard enough about how Dad used to wear the green overalls to mow the lawn -- and the red cap when he weeded -- just head to the bathroom for a Time-Out. With any luck, when you come back, they'll be ready to wind things up with a description of the way the gym was decorated at their Senior Prom.
Cancers are known to be private types who are fond of their homes and very, very tight with their families. Don't ask them any personal questions for at least a year, regardless of whether or not you're married by then. However, if your idea of great fun is hanging out at their place with their mother and their children, doing needlepoint, looking at their baby pictures (again), reading cookbooks, and eating chocolate-chip cookies (making sure the shades are drawn so They can't see in), you've found your ideal match. Moody? Well, maybe a little, but only if you say something they take the wrong way -- which is every other sentence. Clingy? Only until they're sure you're really committed. Then they'll let you go out alone again. But not without your sun block, umbrella, and extra sweater -- just in case.
Looking for an easygoing, low-maintenance, and independent partner? Someone who can always roll with the punches, never takes anything personally, and is always able to separate their ego from the situation at hand? Well, then avoid 
Leos at all costs. If you're dating a Leo, you're going to need lots of Power Naps because these folks are as high-maintenance as they come. If you can manage to call and/or stop by to tell them they look good, did good, and that the color of the sweater they're wearing really brings out their eyes -- at least 18 times a day -- they'll be mildly placated. If you don't, they'll pout and say you don't love them anymore. Too bad the reason you didn't call was because you were having surgery. Couldn't someone else dial the phone for you? Be prepared for your life to turn into a soap opera, too. With Leo, High Drama is the only way to go, and Big Entrances and Big Exits, are the only way to get there. Most important of all, don't ever stand in their spotlight -- which is anywhere people gather in groups of more than one.
If you're thinking of dating a 
Virgo, your best bet is to invest in a lint brush, some spearmint dental floss, and an expensive pair of double-thick, lined, sanitized, yellow rubber gloves. Are they all obsessive neat freaks? Absolutely not. They will, however, grade you on a daily basis-- lint accumulation in your navel, leftover sesame seeds in your teeth, or an untidy bathroom bowl will count for Big Points off your GPA. Once you've passed The Neatness Test, however, get ready to experience such rollicking good times as helping them alphabetize their CD's, rearrange their silverware drawer, and vacuum the car -- again. Are they all hypochondriacs? Well, maybe not, but how many other people do you know who own 27 Revised Annual Editions of the Physician's Desktop Handbook of Symptoms? 
Don't ever ask a 
Libra a question that involves a choice unless you want to camp out wherever you happen to be while they're trying to choose. They're not famous for their decision-making abilities. If you want to date a Libra, tell them what you want them to wear before you get there, pick them up, take them where you want to go, and order for them. You'll have a wonderful time -- which is all that counts, in their minds. Do Libras lie? No, they don't... well, maybe a little... okay, it depends. If they know you really want to hear the truth, then truth it is -- 100%. If truth is not what they know you're in the mood for, they'll smile, ask you what you think, and agree. That's not lying, is it? It's just that they care so very much about your happiness -- truly. Never mind the fact they'll also smile, listen, and agree when your arch-enemy tells their side of the story seconds later, while you're in the bathroom. Of course, that's not likely to happen, i.e., you going anywhere without your Libra lover. These folks don't like to do anything alone or go anywhere without you -- not even there.
Looking for a lover who will automatically suspect you of lying at all times? Someone who will be obsessively jealous of everyone around you, regardless of their age or sex? Want a relationship with someone who will squint suspiciously at you, at least once a day, and ask what you really meant by that? If so, you've found your match -- or, actually, they've found you. They'll continue finding you, too, no matter where you hide. Just look out back in those bushes. That's them in the black tights -- with the binoculars. Oh, it might seem a bit psychotic at first, but you'll get used to it. Keeping you in their sights is just 
Scorpio's way of saying, I Love You.
Getting a 
Sag to fall for you is a piece of cake. They're really good at falling, tripping, stumbling, etc. In fact, Sags can injure themselves worse just walking down the street than most people can from being involved in a major car accident. If you're looking for a real klutz who's totally excessive, unable to shut up, be discreet, or have "just a slice" of anything, you're in luck. Oh, your Sag lover will also fancy themselves to be the life of your party-- they burp, and you, too, will learn how to be gluttonous, loud, pompous, and obnoxious -- in public -- while telling the horrified people at the next table to just Loosen Up.
Are you in the market for a lover who's ultra responsible, In Charge, and Right On Top Of Things? In other words, a workaholic who takes their organizer, cell-phone, and portable fax machine everywhere, and wears a pin-striped suit everywhere (even hiking), just in case an important new contact comes along? Well, sign right here. Your 
Capricorn lover will never go off duty -- never. In between bites of dinner, they'll sell off their BioTech holdings, fire the entire art department, and phone their secretary to tell them to phone the cleaners to make sure their shirts are ready to be picked up next Thursday at 5:30. Conversation? Oh, with you, you mean? Why? Is there something you need to say? Laughter? Why? Is there nothing serious to talk about?
If you just adore folks with hot pink hair (on the half of their head that isn't shaved), rows of small pierced silver rings in the most interesting places, and wardrobes full of nothing but purple Peruvian vests, sunglasses, Grateful Dead t-shirts, and Birkenstocks, get yourself one of these. Think of how easy it will be to shop for them! Long known for their love of Causes, and their quirky but, like, totally hip behavior, you and your 
Aquarius lover will enjoy all kinds of important activities together. You can install (more) Question Authority bumper stickers on the back of their VW van, go to coffee houses where it is an accepted rule that no one speaks while the sitar player is plinking (unless it's to say "Wow, Really"), and march in demonstrations to protest for the Cause of the Month. Like, go for it ....
Is your ideal lover someone who just loves "Air Supply" and Barry Manilow? Someone who starts crying at the beginning of Walt Disney reruns? Are you looking for someone with thirteen cats, seven dogs, and a three-legged ferret -- in a four-room apartment? If so, you need a 
Pisces. It's not true that they never get out of bed or away from the television set. If you can find their clothes, and give them very specific instructions on what to do with them, you can even take them out -- but understand that they will only want to go to The Movies, to the Pool, or Out For A Drink. No matter where you take them, they'll have no idea where they are or how they got there. Are they really all that easily confused? Huh?
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martedì, ottobre 01, 2002
{To cut or not to cut? That is the question.}
Left the computer on the whole afternoon just to download a couple of FMVs from 
FFX. 
Wowee. They're super, super, super nice! The graphics are fantastic! And now i wanna get a haircut just like 
yuna! Gee. hahahaha sadly i don't think my hair is thick/nice enough for that (plus i look disgustin' with a fringe, dammit)! *pounds fists on floor at the unfairness of it all* heh.
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Hrm. Have decided that i shall no longer post depressing rants on this blog (anything depressing in my life shall be kept in my own head, hopefully, ha~). Heh. Perhaps i find it disconcerting that almost every blog i'm visiting nowadays has 
innumerable entries about how 
terrible their lives are... Hrm. 
Is it really? Yesh, impending 'a' levels nonwithstanding, i'm certain there 
are a few sunshine-y moments which u can cling on to, instead on focusing all your time and energy on the darker side of life. I know i'm no great example for the happiest life ever, (duh, those who know me have seen me break down quite a bit these past few months, haha) but i'm trying my best to live me life as happily as possible now. It makes u feel 
a lot better, really. Also, harbouring negative thoughts can be quite the  vicious cycle-- the more u dwell on the unhappy bits, the more miserable u get, so why dig that hole in the ground for yourself so early on in life, eh? ^_- 
"Always look on the bright side of life.."-- goes a certain old song, and i think its very true. Anyhow, i'll be posting more funny sites/happy pix etc etc here, and hopefully those 
might just be able to coax a smile out of you, if you're feeling low. Take care, everyone, and don't forget to smile. heh~
Note: i'm not criticizing anyone here, don't get all paranoid n such riight. just my personal thoughts. heh :P
Oh yar 1 last thing-- for those who reside in singapore, and who want a pet desperately, 
please check out the pets from the SPCA instead of going to a pet shop. They need a good home, and if u can provide one, please adopt! Heard from a friend who volunteers at the 
spca that many many wonderful dogs and cats are being euthanised because no one adopts them... 
*heart bleeds*. -_-
Quiz time--

©  What's your Inner Goddess Color?? © Jen
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